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Coffee fail

If you buy flat pack furniture and the instructions say it t..

It should be illegal to be allowed into a party if you refus..

Jason Statham has a very under-rated acting range. In some m..

Being in a relationship mainly consists of eating a meal wit..

I’ve no idea how much I expected a cobra to cost but I would..

Love how even when you get a 30% discount on Uber Eats the m..

In your 20s: let’s get hammered! In your 30s: oh dear, I a..

Boeing thoughts

Trader Joes con

Throwback to when I was in my 20s and my head was 3 times wi..

I would give the Oscar to anyone who makes a movie that’s le..

Has anyone seen a sexier fire station than this?

New Zealand I am in you

Off to New Zealand. Any tips?

I like how this year February is like “I know you all hate m..

My album is out today. Links in my website www.chrismartinco..

In Carmel by the sea, it’s the most dog friendly city in Ame..

Makes me kinda wanna watch show jumping for the first time t..

Los Angeles! Monday! New Jokes! Here We Go!

Am I the only one who thinks everything is lining up beautif..

I would have just watched Usher rollerblading for the entire..

MOST AUSTRALIAN LAW EVER: LEGAL RIGHT TO JUST CHILL OUT MATE

Next door

Truly iconic

Finally got round to changing a lightbulb I’ve been putting ..

True love is getting undressed for bed in another room when ..

When I die my family will inherit 9000 of these

How to order my album

Met a guy yesterday who shook my hand and said “I’m Donald… ..

Curious, How much cash would I make for putting a picture of..

Trip to the car wash went well…

Kissing technique

Most humiliating thing you can do? Park too far away from th..

Lot of people on here got sugar daddies. Personally I’d sett..

Sex is cool and whatever but have you ever dropped a joke in..

I’m so hungover my iPhone doesn’t recognise my face this mor..

Dogs change movies

Why Americans love British Love Island

Got this present for my father in law so he can feel like a ..

Just landed back in the U.K. can’t wait to show my parents t..

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