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Relationship goals

I could never be a contestant on a game show because there’s..

I think I speak for everyone when I say ‘how the fuck is it ..

I don’t care if this IS AI, it’s cute AF. Happy Easter weird..

I feel like you should come to my show next weekend… if you ..

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Please meet my new girlfriend, Frankie

When I was growing up, there used to be $2 Tuesdays at the m..

Yikes. It’s time to move!

I’m at an age now where it’s not even funny. I’m just old!! ..

I have SO many Aries in my life! Clearly June is a popular ‘..

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This is maybe the third time in my life to receive flowers- ..

has anyone fallen for an April Fool’s joke??

I WON! my comedy album Honourable Intentions won a Juno for ..

Taking the first flight of the day always SEEMS like a good ..

I’m in Canada and it’s been raining and it’s amazing. The pe..

Is it weird that Top Chef is my fav reality show - but I don..

Heading to Canada! 🇨🇦 loading up on maple syrup and freedom!..

My twin sister has been married for 21 years! I have NOT bee..

It was HOT in Los Angeles yesterday and I’m not ready! pleas..

I had a wonderful birthday, thank you for asking

I think I’m in my Josh Hartnett era… 🤤

Done and done!

Send money! 😝

Wednesday vibes

Just be-caws (I’m sorry)

My mercury feels extra retrograde-y today

I will give your dog cheese. I’m sorry, I want them to love ..

My hair is so dirty an old woman called it a LOOSE HUSSY 😝

This is a good picture of me 😝

I just ate an egg and I feel like a rich bitch 😎

I keep my socks and shoes on during a PAP test- just in case..

Showering before bed is the best. I am not accepting any arg..

I have therapy in a few hours so I’m doing some light crying..

Feb 28!

I’ve met someone new and I think it’s gonna last!

My hometown of Toronto has so much snow, my bestie’s neighbo..

Life goals

These are my fav kind of shows- just loosey goosey silliness..

Right?

Fort Worth, TX come see me next weekend Feb 14/15 at https:/..

Ok so NOW is the time for me to get into shape. Cuz it kinda..

It was a good night!! My episode re-plays tonight!

Clearly I am unafraid of any ghosts

Oh. My. God. (Katz deli, NYC)

I had the BEST DAY! #TheTonightShowStarringJimmyon

Heading to NYC! Of course it’s snowing and freezing cold. Ho..

Accurate AF